Hoozie 

Derived as a combination of the words "hoochie" and "floozie". A hoozie is a young, at least mildly attractive woman whose sole purpose to a man is sexual gratification.

"Is that Brendan's girlfriend?"

"No, that's just some hoozie he picked up at the laundromat last week."

Hoozie by Lord Fuelfire July 15, 2004

HOOZIE 

This is a combo-word. Or, many words combined to give a new meaning. It is a combination of the definitions of the words below:

1. Hooker
2. Hussy
3. Floozy

Use the word HOOZIE when the above word(s) just aren't enough to describe a woman and her sexual promiscuity.

It is also used to define a woman who gathers her self-esteem and self-worth from other men wanting her in a sexual manner.

NOTE: Only a woman can be a hoozies. A man CANNOT be a hoozie. Just like a man cannot be a Hooker, Hussy or Floozy.

That girl is a total hoozie... this is the third time she went home with a different guy this week.

Or... (Inserert name here) cannot commit to one guy, she has to be out every weekend getting attention from other guys.

HOOZIE by Jeremiah the Prophet July 17, 2006

hoozie 

A girl who not only is a floozie, but one might describe as a whore

Wow...that girl is such a hoozie.

hoozie by biggtotss February 14, 2006

speer hoodie 

A hoodie featuring the head of former German Minister of Armaments and War Production during World War II, as used in the Hearts of Iron 4 mod "The New Order: Last Days of Europe", captioned with the repeated statement "SPEER HOODIE". Mostly worn by the severely obsessive pasty followers of the mod, who congregate on the subreddit /r/DSRfunny

"Speer hoodie, Heydrich sweatpants, Himmler Hat, Goring crocs, and Bormann backpack" - one reddit user, responding to the initial post which revealed the Speer hoodie, in an attempt to further ruin the world

speer hoodie by why dsrfunny why August 7, 2021

Glossier hoodie

A hoodie that our lord and savior Timothee Chalamet wore and everyone obsessed with him (including me) bought it.

Timothee: did you see the glossier hoodie I wore?
Sophie: yes and I bought it

Glossier hoodie by smokedcheddaha$$getta February 6, 2021

Dysphoria Hoodie 

a Dysphoria Hoodie is a hoodie worn, typically by a transgender guy, to mask their body shapes. a dysphoria hoodie is typicaly sightly oversized in order to properly mask certain body shapes. it is also rarely washed because you probably wear it every single day. it is also common to wear this hoodie in very hot weather because dysphoria doesn't care.

Friend: why have you been wearing that hoodie for 5 months straight?
me: it's my dysphoria hoodie.

Dysphoria Hoodie by Ghost_king666 April 21, 2019

Hozier 

An elusive Irish forest spirit who occasionally leaves the woods to release and perform blues-rock songs. Also controls a moderately sized lesbian army.

Person 1: Hey dude, I was walking in the woods earlier and I spotted a feral Hozier in one of the treetops.
Person 2: Wow, did you get a selfie with him?
Person 1: Nah, but he did throw a guitar pick at me before scampering off

Hozier by qwertyuiop42 August 11, 2020