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Honz is a little gremlin looking thing. The ugliest thing in the world... people would rather have a disease then touch this thing... he enjoy Jamican Mudslides and little boys.... he also eats babys... it lives in a hick town where it's father is actually its brother... this thing will never have se in its life.
eeeewwwww i think i can smell honz from here....
Honz by Steve April 18, 2005
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The HONZ 

The HONZ is a badass who hates fags and people who act like pussys. don't piss off the HONZ or you might wake up broken glass shoved in your eyes. The HONZ will rip out your spine and use it to hang you as your teeth are ripped out and put into a bowl that he will then fill with your blood and eat them like cereal.
My drill sergeant is like the HONZ.
The HONZ by Eric Robotnick October 19, 2009
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honza • Honzik • Honz • Honza effect • Honzas4400 • Honzi • honzo • honzy • honzzy • The HONZ
A very sexy person with very big balls that gets every girl that comes in his path.
Jack- "OH LOOK HONZA IS COMING OUR WAY, I AM GONNA CUM."
Honza by arassrfgsfgsfgsfg October 9, 2021
Common nickname for an overwhelmingly handsome and intelligent swiss person.
Honzi usually is best at everything and better than anyone; even Chuck Norris.
"Honzi is better than you at breathing."
"Honzi, Honzi the musical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot."
"Honzi can hear written words."
Honzi by Sandro Delvecchio October 31, 2007
This is a Czech name (Jack in English)
Look, Honza´s coming with his new snowboard!
Honza by Kudrias May 8, 2007
Sexy beast ❤️✨😩😩😩😩😩😩
Ur such a sexy Honzik
Honzik by Woolfy739 October 7, 2021
"Is Jen tipsy?" asked Sally. "No," said Billy, "she's just honzy."
honzy by Cami Candy March 22, 2009
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