Honz

Honz is a little gremlin looking thing. The ugliest thing in the world... people would rather have a disease then touch this thing... he enjoy Jamican Mudslides and little boys.... he also eats babys... it lives in a hick town where it's father is actually its brother... this thing will never have se in its life.

eeeewwwww i think i can smell honz from here....

Honz by Steve April 18, 2005

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The HONZ

The HONZ is a badass who hates fags and people who act like pussys. don't piss off the HONZ or you might wake up broken glass shoved in your eyes. The HONZ will rip out your spine and use it to hang you as your teeth are ripped out and put into a bowl that he will then fill with your blood and eat them like cereal.

My drill sergeant is like the HONZ.

The HONZ by Eric Robotnick October 19, 2009

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Honza

A very sexy person with very big balls that gets every girl that comes in his path.

Jack- "OH LOOK HONZA IS COMING OUR WAY, I AM GONNA CUM."

Honza by arassrfgsfgsfgsfg October 9, 2021

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Honzi

Common nickname for an overwhelmingly handsome and intelligent swiss person.
Honzi usually is best at everything and better than anyone; even Chuck Norris.

"Honzi is better than you at breathing."
"Honzi, Honzi the musical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot."
"Honzi can hear written words."

Honzi by Sandro Delvecchio October 31, 2007