Honkeyism
Honkeyism by Jerkface h8r October 22, 2010
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Honeysmacker
An action performed during sexual intercourse when a man cums in to a woman's mouth. The woman then spits the cum in to her hand, and slaps him in the face.
Honeysmacker by Maxwell Quincy February 29, 2008
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Honkeyism • Honkyism • Honkey Smoker • Hookerism • Honeysmacker • Honkeystomp • Monkeyism • donkeyism • Honerism • honeyissleepy
Honeysmacker
An action performed during sexual intercourse when a man cums in to a woman's mouth. The woman then spits the cum in to her hand, and slaps him in the face.
Honeysmacker by Maxwell Quincy March 1, 2008
Honerism
To use man logic and financial wisdom to show your superiority over everything female or liberal. The ultra male.
To use caveman tactics to subdue your female partners.
To use caveman tactics to subdue your female partners.
The man showed his honerism by walking three miles to the stadium rather than spending $10 for parking.
Honerism is what caused the male to throw his female partner against the wall when no condom was present.
Honerism is what caused the male to throw his female partner against the wall when no condom was present.
Honerism by Jimbo Feeds May 20, 2008
Honkeystomp
The act of a caucasian beating by any other race, gender, or creed. The word is a combination of honkey (a slur for caucasian) and donkeystomp (the act of beating someone senseless).
Honkeystomp by distant September 20, 2004
honkeyham
The typical homeplace of the hopeless redneck-a poorly maintained structure that is often surrounded by abandoned cars and appliances with weeds grown up around them.Will usually also have a pile of rusty metal from the last trash fire that was lit on the premises.
Children raised in this environment will often smell like ham or bacon to their schoolmates-due to the use of the woodburning stove in the home
Children raised in this environment will often smell like ham or bacon to their schoolmates-due to the use of the woodburning stove in the home
honkeyham by feaster hunter April 18, 2005
Hookerism
Stacy continually practices hookerism.
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