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Holy mother 

Person 1: holy mother!
Person 2: what?
Person 1: that shit scared me so bad!

Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place
Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

Holy Mother Mackerel 

"HOLY MOTHER MACKEREL IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!"

Holy Mother of Pearl 

this saying has its origins in the 70s love movement and was made really famous by Cheech & Chong in the 80s through their marijuanha films.

It does not mean OMG or awesome. It's a stand-alone phrase, usually preceding the phrase that will describe the object or situation that's freaking you out, blowing you away or leaving you at a loss for words.

It's present tense, denoting something that's actually happening and feels like it is beyond incredible.
Holy mother of pearl! Look at those tender young asses(on the beach);- cops in helicopter shadowing Cheech & Chong.

Holy mother of pearl! That's some serious shit.

Holy mother of pearl! That's one strong fuckin drink.

Holy mother of pearl! Did you see that?(a flying dog playing a guitar and shooting laserbeams from its eyes)

A spaceship appearing over London would leave you speechless, probably only with the ability to utter the words 'holy mother of pearl.'

Holy mother of hell 

(Walking through the halls of a very crowded school where freshmen feel it's okay to stand in the middle of the hall and make out)

"Holy mother of hell! Move it and get a room!"
Holy mother of hell by KayKaboom October 1, 2009

holy mother of burnt croissants 

Something Gabby's say when they are playing Fortnite
Holy Mother of Burnt Croissants! I almost got sniped.