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Holidays 

A sad excuse to force all of your family members all under one roof. None of these poor miserable bastard like seeing each other but they do it to, "Make mom happy." The grim reality of the holidays is that about two to three times a year, family members go through this sad pathetic song and dance only to go home and talk shit about each other behind their backs. Don't ever think your family is not like that, because they are. If no one ever talks shit about a fellow family member to you, it's because they're all talking shit about you.
Ted: So Bill, what are you doing for the holidays?
Bill: Telling my Dad to go fuck himself
Ted:....well Happy Holidays to you too....
Bill: you can go fuck yourself too
Holidays by imthatawesome November 28, 2010
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holidays 

Days where many different companies shove advertisements down our throats and persuade us into giving them shit loads of money.
Companies tell us to buy as much shit as possible on holidays.
holidays by Dubiks February 9, 2019

Holidays 

ITS THE HOLIDAYS B*TCHES!!!
Holidays by Poofydog December 21, 2016

holidays 

wtf are these holidays. Christmas, some old, fat, drunk man giving you toys. Easter, some random ass bunny gives you eggs. Halloween, walking around at night taking candy from strangers
yes its halloween!

noooooooooooo!!!!! i hate Holidays!!!!
holidays by big_boi_now March 17, 2021

holidays_wit_nick 

A random that thinks he’s the future of anitok even tho he’s MID his content MID his life M-M-M MIDDD
Holidays_wit_nick is very mid
holidays_wit_nick by Your mid December 5, 2021

happy holidays 

Person 1: Happy holidays!
Person 2: Fuck you.
Person 1: Well that was uncalled for...

hotdog holidays 

Any holiday when you go to someones house you will be offered a hotdog
ie memorial day , 4 of july, labor day
Im going to miss the barbeques now that the hotdog holidays are over
hotdog holidays by BIGDAN September 1, 2014