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Head off, like a bad circumcision
Head off, like a bad circumcision by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021
Head Off To Vermont
Used in a sentence:
“I promise next time we head off to Vermont, I won’t get any Chunky Monkey in your hair.”
“I promise next time we head off to Vermont, I won’t get any Chunky Monkey in your hair.”
Head Off To Vermont by FelixTheCat11 October 20, 2018
head off the desk
When you gently place your head on the desk because you cant be asked to listen in your computing class but your teacher screams HEAD OFF THE DESK!
head off the desk by BeepBeepBitsInTheChat July 3, 2018
Rip your head off and shit down your neck
As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
Rip your head off and shit down your neck by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015
took their head off
1) a big score in sales. 2) a profit margin collected in a transaction that is disproportionately large relative to the actual cost of the product or service.
"Gentlemen,...drinks are on Anthony tonight because once again he took their head off!",(roar in the office),"he set a new record,...15 pounds baby!!!"
took their head off by Mr. Wundirphal April 17, 2009
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck
A person, or entity, seperates your head from your body and thereafter takes a dumb that glides down your neck.
From the Duke Nukem game, said by Duke Nukem (ingame character).
From the Duke Nukem game, said by Duke Nukem (ingame character).
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck by Nicolai Thomsen January 25, 2009
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