HCOPF 

Stands for Hard Core Olympic Power Fucking. Someone who excells at sex to the point they should be an Olympic athlete if it was a sport.

"Last night, we weren't just screwing, he was HCOPF'ing me!"

HCOPF by 2008Torch August 14, 2008

Hopfield's 9 

Hopfield's 9 - a sequence of effects/objects/events/experiments etc., which at different iterations/parameters converge to the same unpredictable/(un)satisfactory/false/correct result.

David: Hey Vlad, you also have very strange outcome in the 5th task?
Vlad: Yes!! It is some kind of Hopfield's 9. I've checked every parameter, can't possibly imagine what went wrong.

Hopfield's 9 by Dave_on_Wave May 12, 2020

Hip Hopfficer 

A local cop who attempts to act "with it" and "hip" by using street slang from 2-3 years ago.

Said cop may also try to lure you into a false sense of security so you can admit your wrong-doing by using phrases like "that's whack" and asking why "you be fronting". His insistence in using the proper form of the word "fronting" (correctly said as "frontin") may be a good warning sign that you are faced with the Hip Hopfficer.

He may occasionally get confused and use slang from his own time by referring to something as "boss" or "gnarly".

Though you may be tempted by his offer to "sit down and rap", this person is in fact not your "homey".

"Yo dawg, I hate those Hip Hopfficers thinking they all that! That shit is whack yo!"

Hip Hopfficer by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

hopfee 

n.) Related to a hootenanny, a hopfee is any gathering of heterosexual men that includes a large helping of male nudity. Performing sensitive, or feminine acts while in the nude adds to the strength of the hopfee. Turkey in the ham may be involved.

Turkeyintheham, turkeyintheham, ain't no got no turkeyintheham.

"Hey Frank! Wanna come hang with Jim and Buck for a hopfee tonight?"
"No way man, my herpes are breaking out, I'd be sad."
"That's ok!"

hopfee by Stitches McGarnigle October 8, 2008

Hoopfest 

This event happens in Spokane, Washington its the biggest 3 on 3 basketball tournament on the planet.

Lets go to Hoopfest

Hoopfest by adsf June 26, 2004

HCopley

"HCopley" is a SND Star who he was playing with a fellow named "Tommey" who is a pro in COD he doesn't play with his viewers

HCopley is not that good.
Tommey made HCopley

HCopley by TheCODPlayer January 13, 2019

hopfer 

A Hick that consistently drives their truck thru mud, and thinks its cool, but its the gayest thing of all time! Hopfers tend to tell the same stories over and over and they consist only of their piece of shit trucks going thru the mud.
Hopfers have the ability to turn into 6 foot birds, that explode when anger gets the best of them.
Other Characteristics of the Hopfer are as follows:

1. Flannel shirts
2. Cheap penny-pinching bastards
3. Struggles to put clothes on daily, usually getting into a fight with them
4. Says "Oh yeeeh boy" when they are excited
5. Bitch and moan when someone drinks their yoohoos
6. Have horrendous hair
7. Will make the noise sounding like "Heeeeeennnhhhhhh" when agitated

Stay away from these freaks of nature at all times, I cannot stress this point enough

Shut the hell up hopfer bird or u wont live to see ur barmitzfah

hopfer by Joe Spookski September 10, 2006