have my children 

The phrase you use when someone is so unexplainably attractive to the point that you must anchor them to yourself permanently, such as by having children together.

Them: *looks at you with those sexy bedroom eyes*
You: “omg, have my children”

have my children by PoppiBoi December 23, 2021

I Have Children In My Basement 

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement

hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement

I Have Children In My Basement by TotallyNormalPerson March 21, 2023

I have 10 children in my basement 

When someone (of any race or gender, sometimes species) holds 10 infants (of any race, gender, and species) in the lowest level of their shelter.

Hey Jerry! I have 10 children in my basement, do you?

No, I’m only at 7

I have 10 children in my basement by Epic Poggers gamer December 31, 2020