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Mr Haaf

A heavenly geography teacher who i need to impregnate and looks like the living re-incarnation of a bear and lets us watch CNN 10
Me: Mr Haaf is looking extra breedable today..
Friend: That’s a 22 year old married man.
Me: and?
by Utter_Lozer September 26, 2024
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HAAF

High as a mf
Dude I'm HAAF rn👽

Nicethings was HAAF at the wedding
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haaf

Best Guy in the World, has a large dick and women love him, he is smart and cute and has many friends
Omg there's Haaf!
by Aram234 January 31, 2017
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Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is an all seeing god, merciful upon us. We pray to him, and respect him, he is forever giving. Mr Haaf is an amazing, beautiful god, and you should join Haafism. Join it. JOIN US. NOW.
Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!
by Utter_Lozer November 9, 2024
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Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.
Me: I wanna impregnate Mr Haaf
My friend: That’s a grown, married man.
Me: And?
by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024
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haaf

The guy who Never knows the answer to any question.

HAHAHAH Sry aram😂👏🏼
Person 1: Damn thats a real haaf!

Person 2: I would say he is a Salami.
by Aramisalami123haaf February 2, 2017
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