Liam Nash

Liam Nash, aka Copper 4 (previously 3), aka nasher, aka Bnash, is the prophet to Haafism and by proxy the leader, he engages in the initiation ceremonies to become official members, and is one of Haafs most devoted followers. In my personal opinion something about looking at him reminds me of warrior cats and im not entirely sure why. I know your reading this Liam. I KNOW YOU SEE THIS.

Me: YES I TOLD YOU BRUH!! Can I milly rock?
Liam Nash: uhhhh idk what to put here i just needed to add the name in to be anle to upload it

by Utter_Lozer November 09, 2024

Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.

Me: I wanna impregnate Mr Haaf
My friend: That’s a grown, married man.
Me: And?

by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024

Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is an all seeing god, merciful upon us. We pray to him, and respect him, he is forever giving. Mr Haaf is an amazing, beautiful god, and you should join Haafism. Join it. JOIN US. NOW.

Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!

by Utter_Lozer November 09, 2024

Mr Haaf

A heavenly geography teacher who i need to impregnate and looks like the living re-incarnation of a bear and lets us watch CNN 10

Me: Mr Haaf is looking extra breedable today..
Friend: That’s a 22 year old married man.
Me: and?

by Utter_Lozer September 26, 2024

Utter_Lozer

Me! My AO3, Discord, and Tiktok username! Ever wondered who took that one misspelling of the username you so desperately wanted? Well it was me. My real name is Wren, and people seem to find me weird. I read homestuck a lot, and I’m a furry. I draw, and make bracelets a ton too. I have a lot of super cool online friends, Hawley (my boyfriend and matesprit!), Rob (and the others) and Ross! (And their others), but I don’t have many real friends, I have Morgan, and Aniston, and Elliot, and Micheal, but my friendship with Aniston is fizzling out, and Morgan seems more distant. I’m afraid of making them uncomfortable, I don’t understand emotional cues sometimes. I have a therapist, I’ve had one since I was about 6-7? I had severe anger issues, and a past of child neglect from my mother. And I still have a therapist to this day! I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD, BPD, Depression, Anxiety, and more minor conditions like Pica. I’ve been to the hospital once, it wasn’t as bad as people make it out to be. The food was good, and most of the other patients were actually quite friendly. To laura, or as I liked to call her, Lauren Faust, you keep reading your BL (defo Bible Literature).

Utter_Lozer: Hey guyz !’m gonna read Homeztuck aga!n!!! (I use a typing quirk a lot)
My friends: PLEASE STOP INFODUMPING ABOUT HOMESTUCK AUGHH!

by Utter_Lozer October 10, 2024

AO3

AO3 (abbreviation of Archive Of Our Own) Is a fanfiction site thats been around for a while. It’s so, so much worse than wattpad, once you browse it you can’t go back. Horrific tags like “Lasgna as lube” “incorrect use of eyesocket” and “Rape” are strangely present. Take it from me, never read ANYTHING on AO3.

Person 1: I’m gonna read this fic on AO3!
Me: NO DON’T OH GOD-
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCJ DO YOU MEAN SMEARED THE LASAGNA AROUND HIS HOLE

by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024

Death Proof

A radical movie released in 2007 by Quentin Tarantino, with a cool plot, soundtrack, and special effects. The story is a tad bit jumped, but it’s my favorite movie!! It is also referenced in the web series EVERYMAN HYBRID, as Evan Myers is seen wearing a DEATH PROOF cap (same cap i own), and a shirt with the death proof car logo on it.

Me: Death Proof is Radical and underrated!!!!!

by Utter_Lozer November 11, 2024