An awesome, amazing boyfriend who has these big, beautiful blue eyes and this stupid really short messy blonde hair, and really pale skin, who’s always there to listen and reassure you, and sometimes confuse you with his weird Irish language. He’s so pretty and i cry thinking about the day he dies. He’s been there with me through everything even when I was in the hospital for my OD attempt. If your reading this Hawley, I love you so so so so so much from the bottom of my heart and I hope you know that no matter what, if you killed somebody, blew up a school, or anything else worse, I would always love you. Even when my heart stops beating I will love you and think about you, WHEN I AM NOTHING BUT SOIL FOR THE MAGGOTS TO SQUIRM IN I WILL MISS YOU AND I WILL WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN WITH YOU LONGER. <3 -Zubin
Conor: a really really sweet amazing person.
Friend: Why do you like him so much?
Me: He pulled me out of my depression and gave my life meaning.
Friend: Why do you like him so much?
Me: He pulled me out of my depression and gave my life meaning.
by Utter_Lozer October 09, 2024
Me! My AO3, Discord, and Tiktok username! Ever wondered who took that one misspelling of the username you so desperately wanted? Well it was me. My real name is Wren, and people seem to find me weird. I read homestuck a lot, and I’m a furry. I draw, and make bracelets a ton too. I have a lot of super cool online friends, Hawley (my boyfriend and matesprit!), Rob (and the others) and Ross! (And their others), but I don’t have many real friends, I have Morgan, and Aniston, and Elliot, and Micheal, but my friendship with Aniston is fizzling out, and Morgan seems more distant. I’m afraid of making them uncomfortable, I don’t understand emotional cues sometimes. I have a therapist, I’ve had one since I was about 6-7? I had severe anger issues, and a past of child neglect from my mother. And I still have a therapist to this day! I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD, BPD, Depression, Anxiety, and more minor conditions like Pica. I’ve been to the hospital once, it wasn’t as bad as people make it out to be. The food was good, and most of the other patients were actually quite friendly. To laura, or as I liked to call her, Lauren Faust, you keep reading your BL (defo Bible Literature).
Utter_Lozer: Hey guyz !’m gonna read Homeztuck aga!n!!! (I use a typing quirk a lot)
My friends: PLEASE STOP INFODUMPING ABOUT HOMESTUCK AUGHH!
My friends: PLEASE STOP INFODUMPING ABOUT HOMESTUCK AUGHH!
by Utter_Lozer October 10, 2024
A radical movie released in 2007 by Quentin Tarantino, with a cool plot, soundtrack, and special effects. The story is a tad bit jumped, but it’s my favorite movie!! It is also referenced in the web series EVERYMAN HYBRID, as Evan Myers is seen wearing a DEATH PROOF cap (same cap i own), and a shirt with the death proof car logo on it.
Me: Death Proof is Radical and underrated!!!!!
by Utter_Lozer November 12, 2024
AO3 (abbreviation of Archive Of Our Own) Is a fanfiction site thats been around for a while. It’s so, so much worse than wattpad, once you browse it you can’t go back. Horrific tags like “Lasgna as lube” “incorrect use of eyesocket” and “Rape” are strangely present. Take it from me, never read ANYTHING on AO3.
Person 1: I’m gonna read this fic on AO3!
Me: NO DON’T OH GOD-
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCJ DO YOU MEAN SMEARED THE LASAGNA AROUND HIS HOLE
Me: NO DON’T OH GOD-
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCJ DO YOU MEAN SMEARED THE LASAGNA AROUND HIS HOLE
by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
What will the name of this young man be?
Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
by Utter_Lozer October 09, 2024
Liam Nash, aka Copper 4 (previously 3), aka nasher, aka Bnash, is the prophet to Haafism and by proxy the leader, he engages in the initiation ceremonies to become official members, and is one of Haafs most devoted followers. In my personal opinion something about looking at him reminds me of warrior cats and im not entirely sure why. I know your reading this Liam. I KNOW YOU SEE THIS.
Me: YES I TOLD YOU BRUH!! Can I milly rock?
Liam Nash: uhhhh idk what to put here i just needed to add the name in to be anle to upload it
Liam Nash: uhhhh idk what to put here i just needed to add the name in to be anle to upload it
by Utter_Lozer November 09, 2024
A heavenly geography teacher who i need to impregnate and looks like the living re-incarnation of a bear and lets us watch CNN 10
by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024