H.I.V. positive
H.I.V. positive by b whit March 13, 2008
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HIV positive
An HIV positive diagnosis is given to a person who is infected with HIV or Human Immunodeficiency Virus. HIV is a terrible infection that often leads to AIDS.
HIV is common among gay or bisexual men. About 1 in 5 gay or bisexual men have HIV. Gay or bisexual men account for a large majority of HIV diagnoses as a whole, and over 80% of HIV diagnoses among males. In short, if you’re a gay man then you’re much more likely to get HIV.
Also, HIV positive gay men are almost 100 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. All of this is because gay or bisexual men often have anal sex with other men. Anal sex can cause anal fissures, which are basically cuts or tears to your anus which can get infected.
HIV is common among gay or bisexual men. About 1 in 5 gay or bisexual men have HIV. Gay or bisexual men account for a large majority of HIV diagnoses as a whole, and over 80% of HIV diagnoses among males. In short, if you’re a gay man then you’re much more likely to get HIV.
Also, HIV positive gay men are almost 100 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. All of this is because gay or bisexual men often have anal sex with other men. Anal sex can cause anal fissures, which are basically cuts or tears to your anus which can get infected.
Gay men are the population most affected by infections and diseases like HIV, Syphilis, and anal cancer. Because of this, more gay men die of sexual transmitted diseases (STDs) than any other group. Many gay men are HIV positive. Those are the simple facts.
HIV positive by Give me the facts. January 19, 2020
I'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive
Butters:Are you sure we should be doing this?
Cartman:Butters, i'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive!
Butters: OH well i guess thats true..
Cartman:Butters, i'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive!
Butters: OH well i guess thats true..
I'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive by Samanthaa* April 19, 2008
I'm HIV positive
I'm HIV positive by OMGary March 15, 2008
why you look HIV positive
why you look HIV positive by YaGirlResaa July 21, 2009
HIV positive
HIV positive by Orangefizzlebiz March 13, 2008
HIV Positive
This is a way of determining whether or not your friend is completely and totally sure of themselves when they are explaining something to you. Please see the examples for further explanation.
"Hey Tommy whats going on?"
"Jimmy I've got some bad news... The pigs went through our lockers today and found Adam's crack"
"Tommy.. Are you positive??"
"Yeah!"
"Are you HIV POSITIVE?"
"Yeah!"
"Damn!"
"Jimmy I've got some bad news... The pigs went through our lockers today and found Adam's crack"
"Tommy.. Are you positive??"
"Yeah!"
"Are you HIV POSITIVE?"
"Yeah!"
"Damn!"
HIV Positive by CHALK111111 June 24, 2013
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