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Reffers to Criminal Minds fans: term use in fanfiction when writting a friendship/romance story about the characters Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner and Emily Prentiss.
I hope emily and Hotch will get together eventually...I'm a real H/P shipper!!!
H/P by livyourlife May 28, 2010
Words you can keep
I heard guy just sold an h-p
h-p by dundee April 17, 2007
Noun: an abreviation for heath in vidiogames and rollplay games.
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It can stand for health points, hit points, heart points, ext, depending on your preference.
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Reguardless, when a character's h.p. reaches 0 or less, it ussually means they have died, or reached a simmular fail-state.
"1 *h.p!.* Don't hit me. I only he 1 *h.p.* "
"How much *h.p.* does this potion recover?"
"Yeah... I'm at 0 *h.p.* I'm dead, guys!"
h.p. by anonymous December 15, 2020
A little-known tantric technique developed by Slavic “sexperts” who had mastered all previous forms of stimulation. The exact combination of positions and breathing cadence is unknown, but some scholars believe H.P. involves holding one’s breath for extended periods of time while fondling the genitals with kitchen equipment. As such, copious amounts of lubrication are essential.

Perhaps one day, the ancient Slavic scrolls will be discovered again. Until then, anyone interested in practicing H.P. is advised to proceed with caution.
Me: “Did you hear about that couple? I heard they were about to go do HP”
Her: “No way, that’s so unique. I wish we could!!”
Me: “I know, me too - but it’s such a closely guarded secret. We’ll probably never know, but I’ve heard H.P. means a Slavic kitchen kink”
H.P. by Theriddlerfromspain August 16, 2022

H.P. Lovecraft 

One of the most brilliant minds in literature of all time. H.P. Lovecraft's work can be categorized as horror, Gothic, fantasy, and mystery. With influences by the captivating and mysterious work of the artist, Sidney H. Sime and the ethereal dream-worlds of the author, Lord Dunsany, H.P. Lovecraft's work is the epitome of great Gothic literature. Some of his works include Dagon, The Shadow Over Innsmouth, The Cats of Ulthar, The Doom That Came to Sarnath, At the Mountains of Madness, The Thing on the Doorstep, and the infamous The Call of Cthulhu. Lovecraft's stories continue to spark the imaginations of authors today. There are countless modern Cthulhu Mythos and movies based on his stories. But nothing can come close to the original work of H.P. Lovecraft.
H.P. Lovecraft was a genius
H.P. Lovecraft by 62Orion86 October 10, 2005

H.P. Lovecraft’s cat 

H.P Lovecrafts Cats name was nigger
What’s the name of H.P. Lovecraft’s Cat?

Yea it’s nigger
H.P. Lovecraft’s cat by slam bam 05 December 24, 2020

h.p.o.a. 

hot piece of ass
That Dommy P, HUMINAH! He's an h.p.o.a.!!!
h.p.o.a. by melody April 2, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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