h.p.

Noun: an abreviation for heath in vidiogames and rollplay games.
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It can stand for health points, hit points, heart points, ext, depending on your preference.
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Reguardless, when a character's h.p. reaches 0 or less, it ussually means they have died, or reached a simmular fail-state.

"1 *h.p!.* Don't hit me. I only he 1 *h.p.* "
"How much *h.p.* does this potion recover?"
"Yeah... I'm at 0 *h.p.* I'm dead, guys!"

h.p. by anonymous December 15, 2020

H.P.

A little-known tantric technique developed by Slavic “sexperts” who had mastered all previous forms of stimulation. The exact combination of positions and breathing cadence is unknown, but some scholars believe H.P. involves holding one’s breath for extended periods of time while fondling the genitals with kitchen equipment. As such, copious amounts of lubrication are essential.

Perhaps one day, the ancient Slavic scrolls will be discovered again. Until then, anyone interested in practicing H.P. is advised to proceed with caution.

Me: “Did you hear about that couple? I heard they were about to go do HP”
Her: “No way, that’s so unique. I wish we could!!”
Me: “I know, me too - but it’s such a closely guarded secret. We’ll probably never know, but I’ve heard H.P. means a Slavic kitchen kink”

H.P. by Theriddlerfromspain August 16, 2022

H/P 

Reffers to Criminal Minds fans: term use in fanfiction when writting a friendship/romance story about the characters Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner and Emily Prentiss.

I hope emily and Hotch will get together eventually...I'm a real H/P shipper!!!

H/P by livyourlife May 28, 2010

h-p 

half pound of marijuana

I heard guy just sold an h-p

h-p by dundee April 17, 2007

H.P. Lovecraft 

One of the most brilliant minds in literature of all time. H.P. Lovecraft's work can be categorized as horror, Gothic, fantasy, and mystery. With influences by the captivating and mysterious work of the artist, Sidney H. Sime and the ethereal dream-worlds of the author, Lord Dunsany, H.P. Lovecraft's work is the epitome of great Gothic literature. Some of his works include Dagon, The Shadow Over Innsmouth, The Cats of Ulthar, The Doom That Came to Sarnath, At the Mountains of Madness, The Thing on the Doorstep, and the infamous The Call of Cthulhu. Lovecraft's stories continue to spark the imaginations of authors today. There are countless modern Cthulhu Mythos and movies based on his stories. But nothing can come close to the original work of H.P. Lovecraft.

H.P. Lovecraft was a genius

H.P. Lovecraft by 62Orion86 October 10, 2005

H.P. Lovecraft’s cat 

H.P Lovecrafts Cats name was nigger

What’s the name of H.P. Lovecraft’s Cat?

Yea it’s nigger

H.P. Lovecraft’s cat by slam bam 05 December 24, 2020

h.p.o.a. 

hot piece of ass

That Dommy P, HUMINAH! He's an h.p.o.a.!!!

h.p.o.a. by melody April 2, 2004