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Gynosaur 

One step above "Cougar" in the scale of women. Pussy so old its fossilized.
a.k.a. Rapidly aging, Botox-addict and ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson.

" Man, what a gynosaur...I'd probably screw her, just gotta remember to blow the dust off first. "
Gynosaur by the Den of Iniquity October 6, 2006
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A delicious beverage concoted of G and a tastey mixer.
During the peak of a tumble, Fran and Paul decided it was time for a gimosa at 2 p.m. on a Sunday.
Gimosa by Taylor Dayne December 21, 2008

gynosaur 

Dr. Lickalottapuss, do you suppose there were many gynosaurs helping deliver babies in the Jurassic period?
gynosaur by dookeyboy November 24, 2010
Manly version of a mimosa: Gatorade and Champagne
How was your bachelor party?"; "Great! The best drinks were the gaymosas at the end of the night"
Gaymosa by ArchieGirl August 29, 2010
Obsessive gym going behavior.
My wife goes to boxing class at 5:00 a.m. 3 times a week and goes to spin class at 6:00 a.m. 4 times a week. She's gymsane.
Gymsane by Zampski May 20, 2016

Gyposaurous-Rex 

You haven’t heard of the gyposaurous-Rex well ur in for a treat then... so basically how it is made is by getting a gypo and a T-Rex and going grrr and yeah. These creatures are so amazing but their are only two left. They live in caravans at Skegness’s, they live at the numbers 33 and thirty fwee.
Gyposaurous-Rex hmmm what a creature