Gym Slam

The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving skin splitting pumps and a great workout, only to spend a majority of your training time mounting the marble throne, in gastrointestinal distress, resulting in diarrhea, the type which could best be described as urinating out of your ass with brief moments of empty, chainsaw farts.

I was mid set on my bench PR, when I had to dump the weight and run to the locker room to take a gym slam.

Gym Slam by NB11B April 26, 2021

Gym Slam

The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving a skin splitting pump and great workout only for you to end up spending most of your training time on the toilet, in gastrointestinal distress. Resulting in diarrhea, with anus ripping, chainsaw farts, followed by essentially urinating out of your ass.

I was mid rep, on my PR, when I had to scratch the weights, rush to the locker room and take a huge gym slam.

Gym Slam by NB11B April 26, 2021