“guh-yal-ist”
Not a simp.
Someone who pulls bare gyaldem without a sweat.
Otherwise known as Jude and Kaylan.
Boy 1: Nah you’re a gyalist man!
Boy 2: why what’s that?
Boy 1: You pulled Charlie last week, now it’s Kiran, you’re pulling bare gyal without breaking a sweat. Gyalist!!!
Gyalistry is an art form. The art of finessing your way into getting all that you desire. It cannot be taught, only the gifted and great can successfully perform an act of true gyalistry.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.