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When you hit someone over the head with a nerf gun.
I JUST GWORFFED YOU WITH MY NERF
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1. A fictional creature that bears a strong resemblance to a lemming, being quite rounded in shape with yellow and black short, soft fur. It has a very small round fluffy tail, a stubby snout, short legs, and round protruding ears. The creature is derived from the urban myth that lemmings commit mass suicide when they migrate. It is hypothesized that during such a migration, a gworf would recognize the futility of the mindless behavior of the swarm and seek to escape the stampede.

2. An individual that goes against the crowd, a deviant.

3. The opposite of a lemming.
"She is such a gworf."
Gworf by Rand Cypher June 12, 2018
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n. Play on name "Geoff," the dumb way of spelling the name "Jeff."

v. To perform awkward anal sex.
I'll give her a gorffing she'll never forget.

Come along, Gorff!
gorff by Lobo the hobo March 20, 2005
A gorff is the act of air coming out the penis, after sexual intercourse has taken place.
after we had sex, i laid on my back and gorffed.

it feels super good to gorff after sex.
Gorff by Dolphin Tucker September 4, 2010
When a girl is giving you a blow job and she takes it to deep in her throat and makes a Gorffing noise.
That girl sucked my dick so deep she Gorff and slurp until i came

she is a Gorff queen
Gorff by Muff dive September 16, 2009
the short ass azn dude looks like a gworf, lookin all hunchback with that goofy jacket, not talking to anybody, with his socially awkard ass
Gworf by Sa-Yo December 22, 2010
an extra fantastic cup of coffee
- courtesy of orb
"vil du have en kop gorffee?"
"tja."
gorffee by Louis Näsman Larsen June 29, 2022
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