Gwerp 

of or stemming from spicy greasy foods ingested that cause a rumbly sensation in your digestive tract which usually ends up as diarrhea.

as an adjective, Mary, did you have a gwerpy taco?

Gwerp by martin word werks July 29, 2011

gwerp 

people that have sex with animals.

you let your dog lick your nutz? you are such a gwerp

gwerp by Britty G March 13, 2008

glerpes

Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.

Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.

Jourdan works at the Center For Queer Children and regularly spreads glerpes.

glerpes by Kari Tether December 18, 2014

gWarp 

a phenomenon which occurs during an active conversation in google mail (gmail), when mail delivery is delayed by an indeterminate amount of time. The late delivery of the email which seems to have been caught in the time-space continuum, causes confusion, as if everyone,without knowledge, has warped through time.

(via email)
bob - 4:00pm: everyone, lets meet at the bar at 5pm, sharp. I have to be somewhere at 7.
jim- 4:01pm: sweet!
john - - 4:01pm: in!
tom - 4:02pm: which bar?
---insert 25 other misc messages---
jim - 8:00pm: had a blast guys

rupert - 3:56pm: hey you guys want to go to happy hour?
jim - 8:02pm: wtf?
john - 8:05pm: dude... we went. where were you?
rupert - 8:07pm: FUCKING GWARP!

gWarp by milkacow November 15, 2010

gweep 

n. A hard core coder. One who hacks.

v. To code or hack at a computer, usually in the late hours of the night.

Originated at WPI in the mid 70's, but still has a strong hold on the geeks who reside there.

guy1: you look tired, were you gweepin' all night?
gweep: yup, had to rewrite all of Jim's code again...

gweep by monkeyboy December 19, 2003

jemma gwerder 

A Jemma Gwerder is a type of short person, who doesn’t hit puberty until the age of 18, or doesn’t grow over 5’1. They are a type of person who would be a year 11 yet still look like a year 9.

“I’m 17, and I still haven’t hit puberty, I must be a Jemma Gwerder”

jemma gwerder by Indy Wilson April 24, 2019

Gerpole 

A person who is German and Polish.

1.) Due to the high Polish-German intermarriage rate, the population of Gerpoles is expected to dramatically increase.

2.) It is not unusual for Poles to have German ancestry. This is why Poland is home to many Gerpoles.

Gerpole by ThePolezilla October 14, 2011