a phenomenon which occurs during an active conversation in google mail (gmail), when mail delivery is delayed by an indeterminate amount of time. The late delivery of the email which seems to have been caught in the time-space continuum, causes confusion, as if everyone,without knowledge, has warped through time.

(via email)
bob - 4:00pm: everyone, lets meet at the bar at 5pm, sharp. I have to be somewhere at 7.
jim- 4:01pm: sweet!
john - - 4:01pm: in!
tom - 4:02pm: which bar?
---insert 25 other misc messages---
jim - 8:00pm: had a blast guys

rupert - 3:56pm: hey you guys want to go to happy hour?
jim - 8:02pm: wtf?
john - 8:05pm: dude... we went. where were you?
rupert - 8:07pm: FUCKING GWARP!

gWarp by milkacow November 15, 2010

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Garmondius

GOD, SUPREME LEADER, Inventor of the Shop Queue

What else is there to do in life than praise Garmondius

Garmondius by Jim_Phelon July 6, 2021

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Garmthe

The great ruler of Garmthe land within the Tuba warriors community.

Person: i think we should rebel.
Garmthe the Great: GAAAAAAAAARMTHE
person: *dies*

Garmthe by A Tuba person December 22, 2020

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Garmlich Effect

The law of physics that states that if
one girl screams for something, it will
make other girls scream, and then it
grows exponentially until all girls
within a five mile radius are screaming.

No girl really likes *NSYNC, but because of the Garmlich Effect, they all freak out when ever they're on the radio.

Garmlich Effect by Darth Sarah April 4, 2009

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