gwark 

an awsome word meaning "impersonal expression of saying *poke*"

the action of poking someone without any physical contact

*poke*
*rawrs*
*gwark*

gwark by KT trick June 18, 2007

Gwark 

(v.) Masturbation with a female's panties

Jimmy, don't let mom catch you gwarking with grandma's knickers again.

Jimmy don't gwark with my thongs, you little pervert.

Gwark by Kevin Flurginmyer April 11, 2008

Gwark 

It is anything and everything you want the word to be. Use it in any sentence as you please.

It was created by Peter Daddo on Hrtbrk's stream on Facebook

Why do people keep gwarking around?
Stop cussing and stark gwarking.

Gwark by MVP0924 December 18, 2020

Gwark?!?! 

The Modern Day Teenage equivellent to saying "What The Fuck?" without the profanities and the shit you'd get into by using such a word in front of the olds. Most coomonly used in the early hours of every morning, everyday of the year.

Tim: Christmas! I hope i'll get my super slam station today!

Tims Mum: Merry Christmas! Heres your Barbie doll!

Tim: Gwark?!?!

Gwark?!?! by Edens_Shadow August 28, 2007

gWarp 

a phenomenon which occurs during an active conversation in google mail (gmail), when mail delivery is delayed by an indeterminate amount of time. The late delivery of the email which seems to have been caught in the time-space continuum, causes confusion, as if everyone,without knowledge, has warped through time.

(via email)
bob - 4:00pm: everyone, lets meet at the bar at 5pm, sharp. I have to be somewhere at 7.
jim- 4:01pm: sweet!
john - - 4:01pm: in!
tom - 4:02pm: which bar?
---insert 25 other misc messages---
jim - 8:00pm: had a blast guys

rupert - 3:56pm: hey you guys want to go to happy hour?
jim - 8:02pm: wtf?
john - 8:05pm: dude... we went. where were you?
rupert - 8:07pm: FUCKING GWARP!

gWarp by milkacow November 15, 2010

Garken 

An ugly girl who thinks they are attractive, or an attractive girl who thinks she is ugly.

Damn did you see Fiona at the prom? She looks good as hell but she denies it. Such a garken...

Garken by ultimatestackthrower999 December 1, 2010

gwak gwak 3000 

the base/entry model out of all the gwak gwaks, the pro model being the two handed twister max setting vacuum swallower 9000. more often than not, ur first gwak gwak will be the 3000 model and although years from now u will look back and realize that it was not the best, u will be grateful for it because it was ur first and most memorable. now for those of u who have luck on ur side, u just might end up will the mid tier model or even the pro. either way, there's no better feeling than literally getting the life sucked out of u via the pp and being left in a state of immobility due to this other worldly experience that will eventually sink into ur fogy mind. in which case u will stand back up with an overwhelming feeling of victory that will soon turn u into a ravaging beast that craves the seggies. u will then grab that bitch by the throat stand her up bend her over and fuck her in the ass. but hey that just what i think happens, ive actually never received a gwak gwak of any kind... yet

joe mama: hey where have u been

ben dover: i just recived a glock glock 3000 from some girl

joe mama: u mean a gwak gwak 3000

ben dover: no its glock glock

joe mama: no asshole its gwak gwak

ben dover: oh...

joe mama: lets tie our dicks in a knot

ben dover: ok

gwak gwak 3000 by giant horse cock 42069 February 8, 2021