Gwank 

A guilty wank. Like if you find yourself going down a rabbit hole of really weird porn and end up getting off to something super strange that you'd never want to admit.

The other day I totally gwank'd to midget jello porn

Gwank by Yakomatrix June 26, 2016

Gwank 

Furious, female masturbation.

"Christina Aguilera was hospitalised during her sell out concert last night. Only 27 seconds into her hit-single 'Dirty', she gwanked herself unconscious over a picture of Madonna."

Gwank by Matty Boy March 9, 2004

Gwank 

Noun: An act of masturbation in the key of G.

Norman was practising his scales on the piano, and became aroused at the sound of the scale of G. He ended up wanking - or having a G-Wank as he told his special friend Raymond later.

Gwank by Gwanker (partial to Bflat wank too) July 4, 2004

Gwank 

*The general word for a disgusting act of hardcore sex, but usually includes: sodomy(with various household items), choking, fighting while having sex, anal, oral, anal to oral, ass licking, etc.

**However the word gwank can simply be used by anyone wishing to put an intensly gross image in the listeners head without exactly knowing what the definition was!

*Although the woman screamed and said "stop filming!", the porn star continued to Gwank the unholy shit out of her vagina with that plunger

**hank "you see that old bitch?
jeff "yeah man"
hank " man would i like to gwank the fuck out of that bitch"
jeff " dude gross i dont want to think about that man."

Gwank by Ziggy man August 5, 2009

Gwank 

To stare hollowly, with a soul-drained gaze; to look upon someone or something with the emptiness of grief, exhaustion, or loss.

She gwanked into the mirror to find someone who doesn't exist ,
Or
Darkness gwanks at me, taking away my breath making my legs go weak

Gwank by Prathistha September 29, 2025

gwank

To goon and eat guacamole at the same time I guess

“Dude im literally gwanking it rn”

gwank by ranfrenfanirl March 12, 2026

Glanket 

A glow in the dark blanked.

P.I.G. stands for Pigs in-a Glanket
What's a glanket?
It's a glow in the dark blanket.

Glanket by That guy in the pants January 20, 2019