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A guyblow is a guy who blows men and only wants to be cool juss cause he suddenly received his medical marijuana card. That everyone loves and looks like a cuddly teddy bear with a handlebar mustache.
Guyblow- Zack is the definition of a guy blow
Guyblow by Eata$$ November 30, 2018
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Oral sex from a person with no teeth.

Having sex with a woman old enough to be your grandmother.
"She may be old, but I only had to buy her 2 beers for a gumblow."

"Man, I musta been drunk last night...I think I scored some gumblow."
gumblow by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009
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when a girl doesn't properly tweeze her eyebrows and they grow out all bushy (like something a guy would have).

see also - unibrow
"that chick is so ugly she's got guybrows"
guybrows by T-Litty December 2, 2004
A male eyebrow that focuses on the lack of hair where it doesn't belong, rather than a "pretty arch".

An important distinction for a man trying to get rid of his unibrow, but doesn't want to look like Halle Barre.
I want guybrows, don't get too crazy with the wax.
guybrow by brow guru December 12, 2007
eyebrows of a man that are very well groomed but not femine.
Man, he has really nice guybrows.
guybrows by makly July 22, 2007
The thick, manly, "guy" eyebrows a woman gets when she stops trimming them.
"Did you see the guybrows on that chick?"

"yeah, for a second there I thought that was a dude!"
Guybrows by Dictiono February 4, 2009
Alternative name for "Halo" the video game.

Generally used by people that feel that Halo is a game for those of the homosexual nature.
"Hey man, I just got Halo 3!"

"Oh, you mean GAYBLOW?! HAR HAR HAR!"

gayblow by doubleusee October 11, 2007
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