Gurnig

A poo fly i.e. a fly that emerges from poo for no reason.

You complete and utter Gurnig!

Oh Gurnig, i've set my foot on fire.

by Crazy Joe & Co May 13, 2005

Gurnial

the act of someone in denial when they are gurning under the influence of drugs...

example: TED: "mate your gurning like a motherfucker!!!"

Steve: "NO IM NOT!!!"

TED: "hahaha GURNIAL M888!"

(DISCLAIMER: all characters used in this definition are totally fictional and in no way relate to any real people)

by Getloose November 25, 2009

gurning

The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.

Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning

by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019

gurniket

Male - name.
A chicken killer whom departs from Clara Portum in order to relive his dreams of becoming Benny Lava. He is usually number one. Also a very cool guy, usually wears a turban. Gurniket lives vicariously through Benny Lava in order to join the Third Reich.

From the hit TV series Cyber 8.

"Did you see that Gurniket guy? He's so sweet... damn I'm tryna smash."

by bumbumion cyber 8 December 20, 2016

gurnisht

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

Gurtigous

The energy to be a e-terrorist online by doing a little trolling.

Otis: "Man I am feeling very gurtigous right now."

Richter: "Oh god not again."

by CashewEater November 13, 2021

gurning

The muscle tension in the face that usually ends up with the jaw and tongue rolling and teeth grinding as a result of amphetamines.

Argh, I'm gurning! My jaw's gonna hurt in the morning!

by Nekromekanik May 24, 2005