Gurak

A mystical beast that destroys homes by seducing men twice her age.

Release the Gurak!

by The monster hunter Green April 29, 2015

graktung

Victory is ours
Origin from the film "Middle school: the worst years of my life book"

Yay, we won the game, graktung.

by Beerafarm1 May 10, 2018

guraphobia

the fear of gawr gura

I am scared of gawr gura i have guraphobia

by GawrGura October 15, 2020

Gurkhas

Ultimate alpha badasses from the mountains of Nepal. Bred in fire and brimstone, it's been scientifically proven that Gurkhas are the manliest men of all time. They fight for Nepal, India and the United Kingdom, and march into battle weilding their Kukri 'knives' to the tune of 'Rap Gamez Callin' by Stevie Stone. The United Nations are investigating whether the use of Gurkha in battle constitutes a war crime, and recently declassified documents from the UK Ministry of Defence have revealed that the Trident nuclear programme is a myth, and in fact the British nuclear deterrent has always consisted solely of the Brigade of Gurkhas.

Preparing for an airborne assualt during the Malaya emergency, a British colonel asked the leader of a platoon of Gurkhas if they would be prepared to jump from a C130. Somewhat to the colonel's surprise, the Gurkha sergeant requested a day to talk it over with his men. The next day, the Gurkha duly reported that they would do it, but only over marshy ground with the aicraft flying at no more than 100ft.

'But at a hundred feet the parachutes wouldn't work,' the colonel explained.

The Gurkha replied, 'Parachutes? No-one mentioned parachutes!'

by john jellicoe December 19, 2013

Gürkan

Lazy but very smart person, who will probably achieve a lot in life and have a lot of succes.

He doesn’t do anything, he’s gürkan

by W12ndjd January 10, 2018

Gawr Gura

"a" hydrodynamic, city pop, apex predator shark from the city of Atlantis, who mostly feeds on salman (salmon) and shrimp. She now lives on land playing video games, streaming and doing other shark stuff. Gawr Gura refuses to return to Atlantis due to its lack of French fries, and now spends her time as a Hololive EN member who entertains chumbuddies. She dislikes hot sand and likes food, PWWIE as well as the color blue.

(Keep loud stomak away from her at all costs)

Person 1: Hey, what's your favorite type of shark? Mine's the Hammerhead Shark.
Person 2: The Gawr Gura shark.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Did I stutter?

by logical wizard November 3, 2020

Gürkan

A Gürkan is a guy who is very beautiful with big eyes and a cute smile..
He/she is just loveable and caring,that's why everybody melt on him/her..
This guy is very very stubborn...so don't get stubborn,because gürkan will always win..
He/She likes food a lot like spagetti and so on,but takes care on his/her body..
A Gürkan doesn't like and trust anyone but if he/she does..so it must be a good person,because they hate liars a lot..
Only the person he/she likes the most knows everything about him/her..
This guy has many friends but the most aren't trustable..
Everyone..I mean everyone loves to chat with him/her and would like to be more than friends with him/her..
But he /she searchs the right one and doesn't need bad guys in his/her life..

Omggg was that gürkan i think i melt!!

by Anonymus__12345 January 1, 2017