by Jacob435753 May 7, 2013
Get the Guob mug.Once was known as Marchosius, the God of the Stove and the Patron God of Soil, he is now a tiny chili eating panda who will fucking wreak your shit and/or not light fires
Person: Oh, you know Guoba? Yeah, I recently crowned him but he won’t light any damn FIRES!!
Another Person: …wait wasn’t he a god?
Another Person: …wait wasn’t he a god?
by SoleilHasCavedtoThoma November 7, 2021
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