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Once was known as Marchosius, the God of the Stove and the Patron God of Soil, he is now a tiny chili eating panda who will fucking wreak your shit and/or not light fires
Person: Oh, you know Guoba? Yeah, I recently crowned him but he won’t light any damn FIRES!!
Another Person: …wait wasn’t he a god?
guoba by SoleilHasCavedtoThoma November 7, 2021
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Guob guoba guobin
a sweaty roblox player that is good at yba

no one believes its his real name get

is bias as fuck
wow look at him his name is probably guobin
guobin by glorpizoid December 22, 2021