Guntards

Guntards is short for retarded gun obsessed dipshits

It's the Guntards that are the cause of all the violence from firearms as they don't want gun regulations.

Guntards by John_doe42069 December 18, 2025

Guitards

Idiots who think they know something about guitars, when they dont know anything about it.

Guitards say: "Hey im going to strum the bridge pickup, playing on the seventh string on the 33rd fret to make an a9 chord."

Guitards by AJ Batista October 27, 2008

guitards

retards who hang out at guitar.com

stfu you guitards

you still shit your diapers

guitards by swallow my meat April 30, 2004

guntard 

An irresponsible gun owner, as in some who makes it possible for an unsupervised child to access a gun.

The boy accidentally shot and killed his sister because their guntard father refused to lock his guns in a safe. The boy thought the gun was a plaything, because that's what his father believed.

guntard by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013

Guitards

A band situated in Kitchener, Ontario, consisting of (name censored) on rhythm guitar, Vlad on lead guitar and Luis who thinks he can play drums but actually can't even keep a beat 'cause he's gay and looks at anime crap and wears pants that look like funnels (fhoom). This band has no skill but tries its best. Sadly, they can play songs like "Hey There Delilah" and "Funky Town".

The band is way too fucking good to have a bass or a lead singer, or lyrics to their songs for that matter. They actually jam naked 'cause they think it stimulates the hormones in the sexu....brain. If you are reading this please move your mouse cursor to the top right of your screen and click the red button with the x on it.

1. Nerd: Oh my god I went to the band show and saw the Guitards!!!!11one!

2. Vlad: So...let's play a song.
Luis: I'll TRY to keep a rhythm going this time.
(10 minutes of playing)
(name censored): Wow that was pretty good, Guitards.
Vlad: NOOOOOO
(takes his guitar and cuts off Luis' head 'cause he can't play for shit and wears funnels for pants)(fhoom)

Guitards by ArkaneDemon June 26, 2008

guntarded 

People who speak about GunControl yet have zero working knowledge of how guns actually work

That Congressman is so Guntarded that he doesn't understand the difference between an Automatic and a Semi-Automatic weapon

guntarded by gssixgun November 6, 2017

Guntard 

Slang for huge retard.

Al is a guntard. Xander is being a mega guntard.

Guntard by Maddmaxx241106 December 2, 2022