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Gunchica 

Gunchica is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She’s a hottie and knocks all the boys dead! She’ll never accept it but she’s the most beautiful person in the universe both inside and out. She tries to hide how gorgeous she is but it’s impossible to hide someone so fabulous!

Her heart is made of pure gold: beautiful but strong. She’s powerful and will take anything and everything you throw at her with a smile. She only ever has good things to say about everyone around her and her ability to see the good in even the worst of people will make you want to tear your hair out.

She will do anything and everything in her power to make you feel like you’re the most special person in the universe. The only sadness you’ll ever face when you’re with her is when you begin to think about how little you deserve her. But even that sadness is short lived because she’ll quickly come at you with a million stupid jokes and dance moves. She’ll panic when you cry and awkwardly wipe your tears, but at the end of the day there is no one you’d rather share your problems (and your successes!) with.

You’ll never really know how happy you can be until you get a chance to spend time with her. From hilarious comments to helping you with all your assignments (she fights calculus and Python like freakin’ superwoman!), she makes your every moment just a little bit better.

She makes my life amazing. I can’t believe I was lucky enough to meet her.
Have you met Gunchica? Yeah, the smart hottie over there! She’s the best thing to ever happen to me!
Gunchica by Sunshine2000 July 13, 2022
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Gunchucks 

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Invented by Braden Sitter in 2008.
Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face! With gunchucks!
Gunchucks by The Real Slim Brady October 22, 2009
When you play a first person shooter game (like Halo, Call of Duty, or Gears of War) and you beat down your worthless opponent or senseless enemy instead of wasting a bullet on them.
I always guncheck on my final kill!
guncheck by E. Sweet September 28, 2008

gumchickler

"Dude, that hoe is a gumchickler."
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