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Gumaro Ortega

Gumaro Ortega is always the biggest hype man for himself. Can usually be found ripping up the streets in the fastest car you've ever seen no cap! Calls out everyone to a race in his orange mustang he calls Garfield with grandmas milk and cookies on the line, but everyone is scared of it. He has a little Pene but some how has the biggest pelotas from driving a top fuel s550.
Everyone needs them a Gumaro Ortega!
Gumaro Ortega by SpaghettiReady November 24, 2020
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Gumaro is a boy that is usually used to grind on and all the girls are usually attracted to him and is also funny, trouble maker, fun to be with
Did u see that boy Gumaro that is attractive and likes to grind
gumaro by Cynthia J. S January 7, 2017

gumaround 

The action of turning down an individual for date. More specifically, it is due to that individual's lack of social skills, continuous rants about nonsense, and in general his/her lack of knowledge regarding the opposite sex (or same sex in cases of homosexuality). The individual being asked out is most likely bored or not interested in that other person. They usually make up excuses as to why they need to cancel the date, such as having to "work late" or "study." The person asking the other out is therefore rejected.
Baskin Robbins: "I'm sorry, but I have to study tonight...I mean, I know it's Saturday night, but I have a math quiz in a week."

Ben N. Jerry: "Awww damn, am I getting the gumaround again?"
gumaround by InkedMD October 26, 2010
Awesomeness at its fullest, whoever holds this name must be either a God or a Beast.
I am so Gilmaro.
gilmaro by Giru November 22, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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