Gullu (n)
The biggest kitty on the block. Can lift your trophy one handed. Has more
rizz than you'
ll ever have in nine lives. Gullus come in all shapes and sizes, but the most common variety blends shades of
orange and
white. Owning a Gullu gives you a Right of Entry (RoE) to any club, association, sorority or organisation. The cat distribution system currently ranks a Gullu as an S++ tier asset reserved only for guaranteed rizzlers.
Not to be confused with gullu (adj) - the status of having astronomical pull.
"A black cat just crossed the road in front of me."
"
Bro, that's a Gullu."
"A what?"
"Nothing. Car keys. Now. We'
re going to buy some lottery tickets. And then we'
re going to get rich.