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Gollumphobia 

The fear of losing one's precious (any item considered precious by the owner).
"I wouldn't take his bacon away from him until he's done, he has gollumphobia"
Gollumphobia by Hobomayoy February 15, 2013
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This is someone that is a big,clumsy,stupid oaf. A gulumph is someone that you get annoyed with easily, though sometimes they can be cute, but usually it's just a big and stupid mess.
Look at that kid, he's such a gulumph.

Gosh, Mr. Henry is such a gulumph.

That dog is acting like a gulumph!
Gulumph by Mr.Tyler.Henry. October 7, 2011

gallumph 

noun: a friend thats loopy, crazy, and/or drunk.
my gallumph ryan really needs to be restrained! He's gonna wreck my new refrigerator!!!
gallumph by elmaster64 January 14, 2008

gullumping 

When you and your gay partner insert the same straw into each other’s penis and keep thrusting until both of you cum into the straw therefor basically make you swap semen then being gullumping
I love Gullumping it’s so fucking stimulating!
gullumping by Loom bands intit October 11, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026