gullumph

Verb
To unproductively ignore sunshine and opt to exist in darkness and blue light of one’s room

I’m not going out today, I’m gullumghing

As much I’d love to partake of the bear baiting contest, I shan’t, for I am glumghing

To gullumph

by Venomous Crow March 4, 2023

Gollumphobia

The fear of losing one's precious (any item considered precious by the owner).

"I wouldn't take his bacon away from him until he's done, he has gollumphobia"

by Hobomayoy February 15, 2013

Gulumph

This is someone that is a big,clumsy,stupid oaf. A gulumph is someone that you get annoyed with easily, though sometimes they can be cute, but usually it's just a big and stupid mess.

Look at that kid, he's such a gulumph.

Gosh, Mr. Henry is such a gulumph.

That dog is acting like a gulumph!

by Mr.Tyler.Henry. October 7, 2011

gallumph

noun: a friend thats loopy, crazy, and/or drunk.

my gallumph ryan really needs to be restrained! He's gonna wreck my new refrigerator!!!

by elmaster64 January 14, 2008

gullumping

When you and your gay partner insert the same straw into each other’s penis and keep thrusting until both of you cum into the straw therefor basically make you swap semen then being gullumping

I love Gullumping it’s so fucking stimulating!

by Loom bands intit October 11, 2021