@Alwayscomingtakemedown's definitions
Gullu (n)
The biggest kitty on the block. Can lift your trophy one handed. Has more rizz than you'll ever have in nine lives. Gullus come in all shapes and sizes, but the most common variety blends shades of orange and white. Owning a Gullu gives you a Right of Entry (RoE) to any club, association, sorority or organisation. The cat distribution system currently ranks a Gullu as an S++ tier asset reserved only for guaranteed rizzlers.
Not to be confused with gullu (adj) - the status of having astronomical pull.
The biggest kitty on the block. Can lift your trophy one handed. Has more rizz than you'll ever have in nine lives. Gullus come in all shapes and sizes, but the most common variety blends shades of orange and white. Owning a Gullu gives you a Right of Entry (RoE) to any club, association, sorority or organisation. The cat distribution system currently ranks a Gullu as an S++ tier asset reserved only for guaranteed rizzlers.
Not to be confused with gullu (adj) - the status of having astronomical pull.
"A black cat just crossed the road in front of me."
"Bro, that's a Gullu."
"A what?"
"Nothing. Car keys. Now. We're going to buy some lottery tickets. And then we're going to get rich.
"Bro, that's a Gullu."
"A what?"
"Nothing. Car keys. Now. We're going to buy some lottery tickets. And then we're going to get rich.
by Alwayscomingtakemedown September 25, 2025
Get the Gullumug.