GuineaDad

How you spend all your money on $54 fleece liners for your spoiled af guinea pig. GuineaDad (Si Hyung Lee, 시형 리) is a Korean dude with these cutie patootie guinea pigs, and a successful guinea pig channel.

"Mom, can I borrow $20?"
"What happened to the $100 I gave you yesterday?"
"I. . . went on Amazon and spent it on GuineaDad stuff. . . "
"F-ck you."

by thewheekingpiggy January 6, 2020

Guineasaurus Rex

A guineasaurus rex is an off the boat italian american, or a guido. They usually have sex promiscuously with multiple partners in college. They enjoy saying things like "fucking skanks" and "Jaeger Bombs!" while pointing around the room.

Mike is a huge guineasaurus rex, no matter what you say.

by Cal Hacker March 3, 2009

guineacide

The murder of a guinea pig, on purpose or on accident.

Make sure to feed your guinea pigs, so you don't accidentally commit guineacide.

by therealstuff507 February 21, 2021