Guich

To ejaculate in another person's nose purposely.

Boy1: How did the date go with Mary last night?
Boy2: We fucked.
Boy1: How was it?
Boy2: Not so good, bitch used her teeth so I guiched her.

by Jogell November 27, 2007

Guiche

Montréal slang for bank fraude usually involving cashing out big amounts of money. If you're from montreal than you know guiche.

Yo bro send me your guiche we are gonna cashout.
Holla guiche c'est live 5k minimum dont sleep.

by Pidre Cat October 26, 2020

Guiche

The guiche is the bit betwixt your asshole and your nutsack. Also know as the perenium in scientific circles

The cheeky bint tickled my guiche

by Mac October 12, 2004

Guiche

The area between a mans testicles and asshole.

Steven got his guiche pierced.

by Slice January 29, 2003

guiche

The piece of skin that separates a man's anus and testicles.

It is becoming a popular area to get pierced.

"Oh noes! Steve ripped off his guiche by accident!"

by invictus February 19, 2004

guiche

A piercing, and/or the jewelry inserted into the piercing, in the area at the base of the ballsack, forward of the anus

The diamond-studded guiche complemented the symmetry of his nipple piercings whenever he lifted his legs wide.

by Clark November 07, 2003

guich

a name for an elderly male who smokes copius amounts of marujuana

Guich is such a fucking stoner he gave me dome for some ganja

by tyler VONhill December 02, 2004