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Guerlando 

An attractive man with a strong but quiet personnality; chizzeled features and gentlemen-like qualities.

A very thoughtful guy who would be an ideal boyfriend. He can read others like a book and everyone looks to him for advice. He is dependable and looks out for those who are good friends to him. However, they think too much and don't act enough. Guerlando’s are the "go to guys" that anyone would be lucky to find as a friend or lover!
You're so lucky to have a Guerlando
Guerlando is common name given to male children from Spanish or French backgrounds.
Guerlando by Users245 November 21, 2021
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This term is used to describe a person that has committed numerous fraudulent actions.
That person lied about the quality of the bag he was selling on his online store. He said it was near-perfect quality yet there were tons of scratches on it. Do not trust his shop. He is such a Gerland!
Gerland by Edselmo February 11, 2022
A new name to replace the common name 'Michael' a common nickname for Michael being Mike or Mikey who many don't appreciate that name but naming one Michael is to formal so they therefore gain the name Gulando. When a Michael is renamed Gulando it is forever kept that way and that person who named the once Michael Gulando to have bragging rights to all future friends in the 'naming ceremony' of the once Michael.
Person1: Michael did you want to go to the opera house?
"Michael": Person1, please call me Mikey or Mike, Michael is to formal.
Person1: No, I don't like those shortened versions. I will call you Gulando.

6 years down the track

Person2 and Person3 do you want to hear the story of how I named Gulando, Gulando?
Gulando by AshleighSunshine April 5, 2009
A type of rod used in traditionally Cristian household as punishment.
After my father recited "spare the rod spoil the child" my bottom had a red mark in the shape of a gerlando.
Gerlando by Racker September 24, 2016

Giorlando 

A beautiful girl, that has the most charming smile. And Can make ur day with a single hello
Me: 😡
Giorlando: hey

Me:😊
Giorlando by wexcelo January 10, 2015
A Gerlando is useless
gerlando by Duck butt April 8, 2016

garlando 

The best family from cairns Australia
The garlando family is da best
garlando by Udeza October 8, 2020
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