Often occurs after a guido performs a massive amount of fist pumping for a prolonged period of time. Similar to tennis elbow; just much more jacked and tan. Side-effects of this ailment can include: Elbow soreness, swelling in the elbow, inability to effectively consume jaeger-bombs, and retards a guido's ability to partake in their ritualistic pumping of the fist.
Man 1: Why is that guido pumping his fist so awkwardly?
Man 2: He was at an all night rave and pumped his fist so hard he contracted guido's elbow.
Man 1: Wow that sucks. Fucking guidos...
Man 2: He was at an all night rave and pumped his fist so hard he contracted guido's elbow.
Man 1: Wow that sucks. Fucking guidos...
by Doc Untouchable January 5, 2010
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Female counterpart to an indo-guido. consists of indian girls who love to go clubbing with IG males. generally seen wearing short dresses or extremely low cut tops with tight jeans. straightened hair, eyeliner, lots of makeup, and large hoop earrings are also general characteristics.
Accessories also include : Stilettos,Excessive Perfume, and numerous other flashy types of jewelry.
Mannerisms : Hair flicking, booty dancing, being all over IG boys.
and KNEEPADS.
Accessories also include : Stilettos,Excessive Perfume, and numerous other flashy types of jewelry.
Mannerisms : Hair flicking, booty dancing, being all over IG boys.
and KNEEPADS.
by Cheesh May 18, 2008
Get the indo-guido slut mug.A Guido boy who dances like someone would at a SKA fest only he has more gel in his hair. It is usually a mix of arm pumping in the air and the usual dance off moves. You can see this at an Long Island club when they begin to play Cascada.
by Lizardo January 18, 2006
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Get the Guido sauce mug.Also known as F.G.S. or Guido'ly Challenged. When one who is not of italian decent, and tries to act like a stereotypical guido. They have blowouts, go tanning, frolic at clubs to house music. Doing everything that a typical guido is known for doing but it just simply doesn't look right. Their tan looks aweful because of their skin tone (pale-looking red and lobster-like or dark complexion - not in need of getting a tan but still does it to live the guido lifestyle, maybe even sometimes looking orange.) They tend to work twice as hard on their blowouts than the average guido in order to make them look more guido-like and boast about how nice their hair is but in reality it simply does not look right. People tend to look down on those with F.G.S because that they are acting out as an italian stereotype without even being italian.
Nick: Yeah bro guido fist pump all day!
Robert: Nicky aren't you Arabic?
Nick: Uhh yeah bro
Robert proceeds to slap Nick
Robert: You have False Guido Syndrome!
Robert: Nicky aren't you Arabic?
Nick: Uhh yeah bro
Robert proceeds to slap Nick
Robert: You have False Guido Syndrome!
by DurrtyyJerzzz March 3, 2011
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by jay3627245734727 March 21, 2011
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