guard dog 

The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball

The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty

Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.

Angry, angry guard dog

guard dog by Ben November 18, 2004

Guard Dog 

Slang for a gat. Generally a handgun, or other concealable firearm.
Often used in conjunction with teeth.

Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west provincial drug trade.

Man, I got shitloads of teeth, but no guard dogs...how 'mi s'posed to protect my boys?

Guard Dog by Geth November 17, 2004

Guard Dog 

Just as a dog guards and protects his or her owner, the idea of this is that a person who initially feels obligated to protect someone that matters very much to them that could potentially be a relative, close friend, or partner.

" did you see when Eric hit Rey last week? Rey's friend was with him and attacked Eric like he was Rey's Guard Dog!"

Guard Dog by BrotherKnowsBest April 16, 2019

Guard Dog Relationship 

It has nothing to do with Dogging, the sex act. It is a form of toxic relationship where one person in the relationship expects the other to fight all their battles for them, and basically be their guard dog. Partners should stick up for each other, but this is way overboard. The individual expects their "guard dog" to jump into the middle of every argument, fight and grievance they have, because they are completely unable to fight their own battles. They want you to always be their go-between essentially. Should the "guard dog" refuse, they will be guilt-tripped to all hell about how they don't really love them. They will probably also use the "After ALL I do for you... could you not just do that ONE thing for me?" line.

And even if the guard dog DOES try their best to get into the middle of a fight that has NOTHING to do with them, and try to resolve it, it will never be enough. The guard dog will probably hear "is that all? You didn't help me at ALL! You really let me down!"

If someone makes you their guard dog on a regular basis, break up with them immediately.

Robert: (Sarcastically) Amy your hair is ugly.
Amy: BEN!!! Are you just going to let Robert sit there and say my hair is ugly? SAY SOMETHING TO ROBERT!!!
Ben: He was just joking, man. He clearly said it in a jokey way.
Amy: You NEVER stick up for me, I guess you don't love me enough. After I got you that lovely ring, too!
Ben: Sigh... Robert, it's not nice to tell people their hair is ugly, even as a joke.
Amy: IS THAT ALL?! YOU SAID IT TO HIM SO SOFTLY!! HE LITERALLY INSULTED MY HAIR THAT I SPENT AN HOUR ON AND I'M REALLY SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT!! Do you view me as just not worth the effort or something?! Do I not deserve a bit of sticking up for?!
Ben: Robert, don't make offensive jokes about my girlfriend's hair, you twat. It's not funny, she's really self-conscious about it and I won't hang out with you if you insult my girlfriend that way.
Amy: You didn't even bring up the time 2 months ago when he said my clothes didn't match!!!
Robert: Look Ben, we used to be best friends, but now all you've done since you got with Amy is be her guard dog. Enjoy your guard dog relationship, I want no part of it. Bye.

Guard Dog Relationship by Lefty Power 123 September 28, 2020

urban guard dog 

Peacock

These urban guard dogs are great at alerting us to mischief on the block, and are pretty too.

urban guard dog by catfacedchuckles March 14, 2015

Guard Dogs 

1: A girl's friends, who almost always make it uncomfortable to be around the girl you want to talk to. All girls have them, and they are a problem for most guys.

2: Dogs, usually Rottweilers or German Shepherds, used to guard prisons and other high security buildings.

"Hey, Terry, you should go talk to Maria"

"No way JT, she's got guard dogs like hell!"

"I'm almost out of jail! OH SH*T! I forgot about the guard dogs!"

Guard Dogs by Phenomenal1 April 20, 2010

Guard-dogging 

When you want something to not be found so you shit near or on object to deter someone from finding it.

Yo butter cheeks is guard-dogging the hennesy his mom will never find it!

Guard-dogging by KingOfKrabsfollower69K.O.K. July 20, 2019