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Guard-dogging

When you want something to not be found so you shit near or on object to deter someone from finding it.

Yo butter cheeks is guard-dogging the hennesy his mom will never find it!

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The act of shitting in order to protect someone

Hey Rob i was worried about you so i left a guardian angel in your tent so the bears shouldnt bother you tonight....

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