Guange 

Last name of a person who generally makes everyone around him/her look cooler.

"Hey, where's Guange?"
"I dunno, but I feel like a loser without him."
"I know, I totally feel less cool."

Guange by Excptic October 13, 2011

Ganges Surprise 

The act of ejaculating into one's palm and slapping someone.

Fred: What's happening dude?
Bob: Ganges surprise!!
Fred: What the heck is that??
Bob: My sperm. Duh.

Ganges Surprise by SkittleLicker April 29, 2011

12 guage headache 

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.

The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.

12 guage headache by MACV July 25, 2008

Hermione Granger 

The cleverest witch at Hogwarts. While she can sometimes be a know-it-all, she has a large heart and is intensely loyal to her friends. Wife to Ron, Mother to Rose and Hugo, Admired by all.

How I wish I could be Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger by Hermione At Heart October 27, 2009

cynthia_granger 

A QUEEN the best Romione shipper out there !!!!

have you heard of Romione
OF COURSE I follow Cynthia_granger on tiktok

cynthia_granger by Udhej July 6, 2021

Grange technology college 

A school where people bring in fireworks.. teachers have affairs and no one gives a fuck about being under special measures.

Did you hear about that school?
It must have been grange technology college

Grange technology college by Abdul78_78 November 16, 2018

Hermoane Granger

Having sex with your girlfriend while she is trying to study.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Hermoane Granger last night.

Hermoane Granger by Lil_Bird414 April 30, 2021