The term "Grusper" stems from the act of "grusping". A Grusper can be defined as a person that believes that the act in which they are performing is humorous, when in reality it is actually retarded; this is known as "grusping". However, a Grusper can in turn result in an entertaining and amusing outcome given the appropriate situation.
Niko: "I'm so excited to go glooping at Gloopfest!" Jesse: "What the fuck is Gloopfest? That just sounds like some made up shit you came up with. Bro stop being such a Grusper."
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A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.
Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"
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Man I was tailgating on Saturday and I had to shit some fierce. I went to the port-o-John and dropped a fiery grumper. My asshole was never the same.
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I ate some bad oysters last night and today I experienced the worst Niagara Grumper. I couldn’t get off the shitter.
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