Grulich

The last name of the sexiest people alive. Really people with this name are truly sex on legs. Totally the coolest people in the world. Very sweet person.

Heather: Hey, did you see the Grulich guy?

Halen: Yea, he is so sweet and sexxy. I want him. Now.

by wjg <3 hnt July 9, 2010

Alex Gruich

a bitch ass nigga that thinks he can fuck all the hoes and his sister but he can’t because he has foreskin. this nigga is the corniest in the game following all of his peers and what they do because he has a little dick.

hey you know alex gruich?
yeah that nigga gay as fuck

by alex a bitch ass nigga 69 June 1, 2019

Greulich

Rumors are people with this surname are literally the best in everything. Everybody loves a Greulich with no exception, but unfortunately it happens to be that Greulich's are very fast addicted to anything. Nonetheless they are an prime example for peak evolution. Legens say that god himself is a Greulich.

Wow this guy is literally a god, he must habe the surname Greulich!

by SAP_pro420 November 22, 2021

Grulch

Where you mix a can of Beans and your own Fecal matter then boil it and add a sauce of your choice, then pour it on someones face as they sleep

Dave: I'm going to grulch you Johnny!
Johnny: What the fuck

by GarlicChunk172 March 17, 2024

Grulching

The act of sticking a toothpick in your p-hole and running up against a wall jamming the toothpick into your p-hole.

Had a killer Grulching session last night. It was incredibly painful.

by BluDru42 September 5, 2025