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A word to describe something or someone that is very gross looking almost to resemble a hobo.
" THAT MAN IS WAAAAY TO GRUFFY"
gruffy by notgruffy August 16, 2009
Related Words
Fucked Up, Messed Up, Wrecked, Generaly Totaled, Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
1. We got gruffy in da parking lot after the club let out!

2. Dat bitch was trying to get gruffy cuz her friends was wit her
gruffy by ya know55 May 19, 2010
Jack is very gruffy in the bedroom.
Gruffy by Willyyum2 October 31, 2019

Tickled Gruffy 

An itchy grundle, iritated gooch
Dude i slept with this dirty bird and now i got an tickled gruffy.
Tickled Gruffy by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018

Guffy Beer

A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.
"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."
Guffy Beer by King of The Guffy Beers September 10, 2013
Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom
“My horse has grufflets”
“Horse shoe me!”
Grufflets by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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