grouching 

Making beautiful, nasty, full eye-contact love in, around, or up against a dumpster, usually with a hooker from Craigslist and at your best friend's wedding.

Da'Ron returned to the ceremony with his date after grouching in the alleyway, disheveled, wearing only men's stars and stripes bikini underwear. "America, fuck yea" - garbage truck beeping could be heard in the distance.

grouching by grouching4life September 2, 2019

grouching 

An act of vandalism. The perpetrator, while hanging out of the window of a Sedan, grabs a garbage bag placed on the side of the road for pick-up and drags it down the street until the bag breaks scattering the thrash.

Caution: act may cause extreme moments of euphoria.

"Stubbie and the gang went out grouching the evening before, trash was scattered all up and down Mott Park."

grouching by OleE September 21, 2008

Grouching 

When someone takes the top off one of those trashcans at parks or something, takes the trash bag out, gets inside, puts the top back on and hot boxes a joint/blunt/etc. inside.

Yo last night was awesome, we went grouching at the skate park.

Grouching by ssd14pa November 8, 2010

Grouching 

The act of climbing inside a garbage bin and being surly and borderline agressive to pedestrians in a similar fashion to Oscar the Grouch.

Did you see that guy in the bin? What's with that?
Yeah, he's grouching the food court

Grouching by baron25 June 7, 2011

Grouching 

The act of being a grouch.

Ashley wouldn't quit grouching today. She's so bitter.

Grouching by ms24 October 6, 2010

grouching season 

Grouching season is when you are constantly grumpy and any little thing will annoy you, you may want to fight people

Jack-“it’s grouching season bro”
Ethan-“yeh same”
Jack-“that kids looking at my funny”
Ethan-“let’s dip him down”

grouching season by DOE GANG July 4, 2019

Crouching Uncle 

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.

I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.

Crouching Uncle by Ryjamin October 6, 2011