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grotesticles 

noun
1. deformed or unsightly testicles (derived from the combination of "grotesque" and "testicles")
2. a group of extremely unattractive men
Let's leave this club. There's just a bunch of grotesticles here.
grotesticles by K2maj24 June 15, 2008

ghostesticles 

The location on a castrated mammal where the testicles would have otherwise resided, but instead is now just a flat, skin-covered area.
My doq was recently neutered and now he's obsessively licking his ghostesticles.
ghostesticles by tempomeister January 3, 2010

grotesticular 

Two old ladies chatting in the gym locker room butt naked, that's grotesticular.
grotesticular by Kee January 31, 2005
An infected testicle,usually associated with those infected with gangrene.
Because of his many encounters in Africa, Fred has developed two nasty gresticles
gresticle by Da Shizzle November 13, 2003

Protesticle

Dougie, Lisa, and Lynn passed a protesticle of tractors on the way to Garmisch.
Protesticle by Samsmom621 January 11, 2024

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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