Grolf 

The sound a small dog/rodent makes when being struck by a stray putter/driver.

"Dude I hit that fucking gopher!"
"Yea, it grolfed"
"Kinda creapy..."
"Can we keep it?"
"You're going to keep a retarded gopher?"
"NO! A dead one..."

Grolf by Zac Rutter-Aulis July 20, 2008

grolf 

Anything unpleasant that collects somewhere. For example, the matted hair inside a hoover, the disgusting slime underneath a dental brace, or that rancid liquid at the bottom of a food recycling bin.

Christ Mandy! This bog brush stand is full of grolf. I think I'm about to vom!

grolf by Lord Stu April 21, 2020

Grofit

Grofit is the combination of the words Growth and Profit put together during the coming of the Ambulas in Warframe. Grofit is used as a message between players much like leeroy jenkins in world of warcraft.
Grofit is love.
Grofit is life.

Let's Grofit
Growth! Profit! ...Grofit!

Grofit by Sadness Salsa January 9, 2018

sleep golfer 

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .

Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!

sleep golfer by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019

groffsauce 

The nickname for the actor, Jonathan Groff. The term was first coined by Groff's costar in Hamilton, Lin Manuel Miranda.

Groffsauce is not on social media, but is frequently featured on Lin Manuel Miranda's Twitter and Vine.

groffsauce by tapestry July 2, 2016

Golf Bravo 

The term Golf Bravo is used when telling a story regarding previous sexual experiences involving a group of friends and one girl. This term is very valuable when the story is being told in public or in front of current girlfriends. Golf Bravo is derivited from the acronym GB which in turn is used for the word gangbang.

Man do you remember that time in vegas when we went to Golf Bravo? I was worn out after that course!

Who brings double cheeseburgers to the golf bravo?

Golf Bravo by rancid68 July 15, 2011

Grofit

Growth + Profit

Thought leaders, are you ready to pivot downturns into rising Grofit?!

Grofit by BlueNapalmGaming May 20, 2017