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A skinny white Indian kid who's smile represents such of a monkey, A Groch also tends to get extremely angry over very insignificant things such as dying in Fortnite when Molo kills him and when he lose 10 nil to Charlie and Joel in a box fight (because he's trash).
Example of groch in a sentence:

Barry Scott: "Wow he is such a groch,"
Jim Smithel: "yeah i would never want to be a groch!"
Groch by Juicy_Wuicy July 2, 2020
Related Words

Goochaplegic 

One who is paralyzed from the gooch down.
1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.

2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.

3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"

goochalism 

The art of Washing Someone's Gooch for profit.
I performed goochalism on johnathan and made a pretty penny.
goochalism by Brandon Manilly July 31, 2006
Something you say when happy/win at a video game
Wins game yo grogchamp!
grogchamp by Elmoisalwaysthere July 19, 2020

goochasaurus 

Acrusty layer of skin over the gooch resembling a dinosaurs rough skin.
The bitches goochasaurus was out in the jungle.
goochasaurus by josh grier July 27, 2005

Goochando 

Gooch in spanish, to chill, hang out with someone or a group of people, or even by yourself.
Facebook Status: "Bout to go goochando with the girls"
"Goochando"

Phone Convo:
Jack: "What you doing brah?"
Nick: "Nothin just got in from Becky's...tired."
Jack: "fuck that, we bout to goochando with her cousin!"
Nick: "Bet! give me 5 minutes!"

Texting:
Boy: "hey baby!"
Girl: "Oh hey! whats up?"
Boy: "Nothing, just trying to see if yo u wanna goochando for a lil bit, catch a flick or something."
Girl: "Ok, ill text when I get out the shower"
Goochando by Don Chulo November 26, 2009