A Disease in which the person uses the words “care”, “asked”, “short”, or “who” when answering a basic question. This disease also causes the person to have a severe, continuous lapse in their judgement and may end up yet denying the saying of any racial slurs
An established academician with a lust for the isles of Mykonos.
Often found wearing off-season, garish outfits and penning critically acclaimed compositions.
An idyllic writer with a poor grasp of English language skills.
Impartial to the scent of a woman and meeting mothers.
Suffers from awkward amnesic episodes of social interactions, though values the inner circle.
An aimless wanderer on a quest for adventure.
(gin-ger-i-tous)a disease where your kids end up being a ginger (aka red hair with freckles). This disease is contagious if the father of mother of the child happens to be a ginger themselves.
"i hope i dont end up marrying a ginger or else my children will end up with a bad case of gingeritous"