Grimmy Gram 

When a drug dealer gives you an unscaled gram of Mary jane.

My homie just gave me a grimmy gram for $10 cuz I was in a hurry and didn't have time.

Grimmy Gram by Smiley1691 December 23, 2014

Grammy Silver Voice 

Grammy Silver Voice is Jin of BTS. His breathing is so stable that he can easily switch from his head voice to his chest voice, still equipped with a natural vibration and pleasing falsetto which is an extremely strong advantage.

"Grammy panel, BTS THE REVIEW"

"I would like to express Jin as Silver Voice, Grammy Silver Voice"

Grammy Silver Voice by LamborJINi September 9, 2019

grammy award 

Used to be an alright system of giving merit to exceptionally good singers. Now it's just a rigged scamfest where talentless idiots get awarded just for being on MTV, VH-1, or B.E.T..

Few Grammy Awards are being given to those who make real music but are too poor to get any attention.

grammy award by rock fan April 29, 2003

Grammy Norma 

The sickest, most amazing, badass grandma to ever walk the earth. She's old and she got grey hair, but she legitimately remembers when trees were everywhere. Because of this, she is on a quest to prevent her earthlings from paying for air. She always tells her friends to "Let it grow!"

I just saw Grammy Norma, and she told me to let it grow!

Grammy Norma by CumSmuggler May 25, 2018

grammy 

The grammys are the greatest sham in the history of music. An awards show whose sole purpose is to promote artists who have already sold millions of records so that they can sell even more records. A product of American consumption and corporate whoredom.

Sufjan Stevens will never win a Grammy (and if he ever does, it will have been a truly sad day).

grammy by Bob Williamson December 8, 2005

Grammy Awards 

Originally a respected award from its inception until the 80s, it's now a night of music industry masturbation. 90% of the awards are given based on how well an album sold rather than an artist's critical and artistic recognition. Mainstream, generic, and record label-designed songs and bands sweep the awards while more talented and deserving artists are either ignored completely or, should they get the nomination, left hanging in the wind while a commercially successful artist accepts an award s/he knew would be theirs as soon as their name was called.

Despite this, the jazz, classical, gospel/soul, and folk categories are still respected and the winning artists are held at a high esteem. These genres are less commercially popular than pop, rock, country, hip-hop, and r&b and as such artists are actually awarded based on merit and talent rather than record sales.

The night is self-contradicting in that there is always a speech about the importance of music education and the need for new artists, despite the same artists winning every time they're nominated and performances being lip synced and incredibly dull, with very few exceptions.

"I don't know what this means. I don't think it means anything... There's too many bands and you've heard it all before.... Thanks, I guess." - Eddie Vedder, 1996

"I think the Grammy Awards are nothing more than some gigantic promotional machine for the music industry. They cater to a low intellect and they feed the masses. They don't honor the arts or the artist for what he created. It's the music business celebrating itself. That's basically what it's all about." Maynard James Keenan, 2002

Despite 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' being one of the highest rated album of all time, it was not nominated for Album of the Year in 2012.

Jazz and soul artists aren't awarded and don't perform on air because the needs of bland Katy Perry fans are more important than those genre's comparative handful of fans.

The only good Grammy Award performances in recent memory were Adele (2012), Dave Matthews Band (2010), and the Elton John/Lady Gaga duet (2008).

Grammy Awards by Matt..... March 31, 2012

2020 Grammy Album Of The Year 

folklore by Taylor Swift

And the 2020 Grammy Album Of The Year goes to folklore by Taylor Swift

2020 Grammy Album Of The Year by repunation1989 December 29, 2020