rock fan's definitions

sony

Also one of the 5 major music corporations which control 90+ percent of American music. Ironic, since Sony is a Japanese company.

The RIAA loves Sony's cock.

by rock fan March 1, 2003

Rock 'n' roll

The music that made it well worth living before the early 1990s.

Now, instead of rock 'n' roll, we have to endure the ear-bleeding likes of rap, pop, and techno.

by rock fan October 27, 2003

MTV VMA

The worst piece of shit ever created by MTV. An excuse for talentless scum like Justin Timberlake and Missy Elliott to win awards for "Best Music of the Year" while spitting on Johnny Cash , and for Metallica to ruin classic songs made by real musicians. Fuck MTV.

The only interesting thing about the MTV VMAs was when Britney Spears and Madonna performed a lesbian-tongue kiss on stage. The rest of the show was a fucking joke.

by rock fan August 29, 2003

pop music

A publicly accepted form of techno, (meaning that the music is composed using ELECTRONIC SEQUENCING SOFTWARE). The only thing that makes people think it's not techno is because pop music uses vocals as the main part of the song. Unfortunately, pop music sucks shit because whatever the "singers" are saying has already been said 5 million times before by previously manufactured talentless scumbags.

There has never been a more vile abomination to the music industry than the scourge of pop music, all of which is supported by the Record industry Asswipes of America, or RIAA.

by rock fan November 19, 2003

gunk music

Anything on MTV and B.E.T.

by rock fan March 6, 2003

puff daddy

He is so untalented, he might as well be called an ass-rapper.

Puff Daddy: I can't sing worth a cent, and I can only make some money by ripping on other people's songs.

by rock fan May 21, 2003

Top 40

The biggest insult to people who appreciate music.

What the fuck is this shit on the Top 40 station? Each and every song sounds exactly the same.

by rock fan October 15, 2003