To rub ones own excrement over the back of a
horse before riding bareback for several hours then licking the beast clean. Done whilst listening to a collection of
indy/electro music (consisting almost entirely of unsigned and/or foreign bands), followed by a few hours of
chronic moping/depression/masturbation in ones room.
As I opened the door an unpleasant stench rushed out on a gust of air. Inside the room
sat only a dishevelled, underfed
horse, its
naked master and a stereo playing that hungarian album by Venetian Snares. I knew for sure that she had been the victim of a vicious grimbling.